16 May 2007

Meetings Again

Reminds me of some forwarded mail I received before... it goes something like this "开会开会,不开怎么会" etc etc...

This week I'm flooded with meetings... Monday I had internal meeting, Tuesday meeting with partners, Wednesday meeting with principals, Thursday meeting with new potential customers, Friday company orientation (haha after like 3 months only I get orientation... how silly :P)

All these meetings really makes me 头昏脑胀 >_<

PS: aiyak... for the 2nd time I left comments on someone's blog with my logged in ID where I usually just put a nickname... wanted to keep a low profile but still 穿帮... I think I need more sleep :P

*EDITED*

Found it... tadaa!

开会再开会,不开怎么会,本来有点会,开了变不会。
有事要开会,没事也开会,好事大家追,出事大家推。
上班没干啥,一直忙开会,大会接小会,神经快崩溃。
销售我不会,企划又没学,问我啥本领,专长是开会。
上午有早会,午后有午会,下班不能走,还要开晚会。
每周开周会,每月有月会,随时检讨会,年底是年会。
赴会要及时,小心选座位,最好靠边边,以免遭口水。
虽然在开会,谁也不理谁,有人忙协调,有人无所谓。
主席一上台,自称大掌柜,扯东又拉西,全凭一张嘴。
内容没准备,听来活受罪,差了十万八,大家还说对。
台上说什么,没人去领会,手机不时响,怎还不散会。
牛皮拼命吹,发言不干脆,时间过好久,不知轮到谁。
有人穷训话,有人打嗑睡,有人瞎附和,有人掉眼泪。
小声象催眠,令人真陶醉,大声不必怕,就当狗在吠。
打盹有技巧,脑袋不能垂,不然被逮到,就要倒大霉。
会开一下午,实在有够累,没听两三句,水喝好几杯。
说来真惭愧,开会千万回,快要退休了,还是不太会。
唱了大半天,到底会不会,你若还不懂,就要多开会。

5 comments:

izso said...

Aiya.. why does it matter la. ID or not, not like I'm gonna publically announce "LOOK HERE!" Unless u want me to?

Speaking of which, you want me to add a link or not? Or rather can I add a link to your blog or not?

Will said...

izso: haha it's not so much of you, because i've met you, bot some other blogs la...

link ah? sure...

Winn said...

wo bu hui.....

only important ppl got lots of meetings.:P

ac said...

err invisibility is something some ppl like, some ppl dislike. me? i'm just glad for visitors to me blog...

oh mtgs are SIEN (usually u get to see tai chi exercise being demo'ed).

oh ya, pls drop by my blog. got new update :P

Will said...

winn winn: 不会就要多开会 :P

ac: haha you so long no update, your readers all cabut liao lor... update more often la...

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