Reminds me of some forwarded mail I received before... it goes something like this "开会开会,不开怎么会" etc etc...
This week I'm flooded with meetings... Monday I had internal meeting, Tuesday meeting with partners, Wednesday meeting with principals, Thursday meeting with new potential customers, Friday company orientation (haha after like 3 months only I get orientation... how silly :P)
All these meetings really makes me 头昏脑胀 >_<
PS: aiyak... for the 2nd time I left comments on someone's blog with my logged in ID where I usually just put a nickname... wanted to keep a low profile but still 穿帮... I think I need more sleep :P
*EDITED*
Found it... tadaa!
开会再开会,不开怎么会,本来有点会,开了变不会。
有事要开会,没事也开会,好事大家追,出事大家推。
上班没干啥,一直忙开会,大会接小会,神经快崩溃。
销售我不会,企划又没学,问我啥本领,专长是开会。
上午有早会,午后有午会,下班不能走,还要开晚会。
每周开周会,每月有月会,随时检讨会,年底是年会。
赴会要及时,小心选座位,最好靠边边,以免遭口水。
虽然在开会,谁也不理谁,有人忙协调,有人无所谓。
主席一上台,自称大掌柜,扯东又拉西,全凭一张嘴。
内容没准备,听来活受罪,差了十万八,大家还说对。
台上说什么,没人去领会,手机不时响,怎还不散会。
牛皮拼命吹,发言不干脆,时间过好久,不知轮到谁。
有人穷训话,有人打嗑睡,有人瞎附和,有人掉眼泪。
小声象催眠,令人真陶醉,大声不必怕,就当狗在吠。
打盹有技巧,脑袋不能垂,不然被逮到,就要倒大霉。
会开一下午,实在有够累,没听两三句,水喝好几杯。
说来真惭愧,开会千万回,快要退休了,还是不太会。
唱了大半天,到底会不会,你若还不懂,就要多开会。
5 comments:
Aiya.. why does it matter la. ID or not, not like I'm gonna publically announce "LOOK HERE!" Unless u want me to?
Speaking of which, you want me to add a link or not? Or rather can I add a link to your blog or not?
izso: haha it's not so much of you, because i've met you, bot some other blogs la...
link ah? sure...
wo bu hui.....
only important ppl got lots of meetings.:P
err invisibility is something some ppl like, some ppl dislike. me? i'm just glad for visitors to me blog...
oh mtgs are SIEN (usually u get to see tai chi exercise being demo'ed).
oh ya, pls drop by my blog. got new update :P
winn winn: 不会就要多开会 :P
ac: haha you so long no update, your readers all cabut liao lor... update more often la...
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